{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
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