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{"type":"standard","title":"Forest Grove, Oregon","displaytitle":"Forest Grove, Oregon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3448655","titles":{"canonical":"Forest_Grove,_Oregon","normalized":"Forest Grove, Oregon","display":"Forest Grove, Oregon"},"pageid":131004,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Downtown_Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon.JPG/330px-Downtown_Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon.JPG","width":320,"height":199},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Downtown_Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon.JPG","width":1748,"height":1086},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289636332","tid":"a428f7ec-2d1b-11f0-9af7-0bf35fc3c8cf","timestamp":"2025-05-09T21:21:59Z","description":"City in Oregon, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":45.52472222,"lon":-123.11222222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Forest_Grove%2C_Oregon"}},"extract":"Forest Grove is a city in Washington County, Oregon, United States, 25 miles (40 km) west of Portland. Originally a small farm town, it is now primarily a commuter town in the Portland metro area. Settled in the 1840s, the town was platted in 1850, then incorporated in 1872, making it the first city in Washington County. The population was 21,083 at the 2010 census, an increase of 19.1% over the 2000 figure (17,708).","extract_html":"
Forest Grove is a city in Washington County, Oregon, United States, 25 miles (40 km) west of Portland. Originally a small farm town, it is now primarily a commuter town in the Portland metro area. Settled in the 1840s, the town was platted in 1850, then incorporated in 1872, making it the first city in Washington County. The population was 21,083 at the 2010 census, an increase of 19.1% over the 2000 figure (17,708).
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Dead State is a turn-based survival horror role-playing video game developed by DoubleBear Productions and Iron Tower Studio set in a zombie apocalypse scenario. Players are tasked with leading a group of survivors living in a shelter in the fictional town of Splendid, Texas. Dead State was released in December 2014 after having been in Early Access since spring of that year. DoubleBear Productions continued to work on the title and in May 2015 released an \"enhanced edition\" which changed the name to Dead State: Reanimated.
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St Mary-the-Virgin, Rye is the Anglican parish church of the civil parish of Rye in East Sussex. Since 1951 it is a Grade I listed building because of its architectural and historical interest.
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