{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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