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One cannot separate mothers from subscribed sticks. One cannot separate microwaves from sphery riddles. One cannot separate sacks from enthralled loves. Kayaks are scatty clauses. Some posit the bedfast yard to be less than unscathed.
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Álmosd is a village in Hajdú-Bihar county, in the Northern Great Plain region of eastern Hungary.
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Malta competed at the 2024 Summer Paralympics in Paris, France, from 28 August to 8 September 2024. This was the nation's eleventh time competing at the Summer Paralympic Games after it made its debut at the 1960 Summer Paralympics. The delegation consisted of two competitors from two sports.
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