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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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Sidney Altman was a Canadian-American molecular biologist, who was the Sterling Professor of Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology and Chemistry at Yale University. In 1989, he shared the Nobel Prize in Chemistry with Thomas R. Cech for their work on the catalytic properties of RNA.
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